So, in college there are two wars that go on within a dorm, the bathroom war and the laundry war... everybody experiences it. The bathroom war is between the poopers, pissers and the good guys, the flushers. See the thing is, if someone has peed, and left it, the only people who use it are the other pee'ers and they will just keep peeing and peeing until one day, the cleaning people show up to flush, or someone like me holds his breath and goes in and flushes. Now the poopers...they're a whole other bunch. If they come to a toilet already taken by a pisser clan member, they will proceed to mark the next available toilet with their shit. They then continue to add to the pile for at least two days. Its like the creation of a brand new moutain. Apparently they have no smelling capabilities. Every now and then a shitter, or a pisser will visit the opposite territory, and leave a mark. This angers the opposite clan, creating a battle of the shits and pisses. Before you know it, its everywhere. Even on the walls of the shower. Now, this is all assuming that they actually even ever make it into the toilet in the first place, you see sometimes the pissers, who are very big into drinking (which is why they piss so much) will be so intoxicated that the toilet appears to spread across trhe entire stall, so they mark it...all of it. Now, every once in a while, a pisser will evolve...if you can call it that. You see, they become soo intoxcated that their peeing ways cannot keep up, so it backs up. This causes the person to progress to the stage of puker. Now they are like the highest of the high, because neither the pissers nor the shitters will venture into their territory that they have marked. Now, because of all this, some of us flushers, who are neutral by the way, have to suffer day in and day out because of this long going war...someone ... somewhere.. send help today AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
K...now the second war, the laundry war. Not as good as the bathroom war, but still important in your college ways nonetheless...
So, in our dorm there are four washers, and four dryers. Not bad. But, a load of wash takes roughly 25 minutes, while a dry cycle takes about 90 for all your clothes to get dry. Now to the stupid man, this may not seem like a problem, but the last itme I checked, there were like 2 twenty five minute periods in one hour...so this means that there are twice as many loads of wash that can be done in the same amount of time as only a single load of drying. This means that all the laundry waiting to be dryed is piling up over to the side, which it does. Then, the laundry fairy myteriously places her laundry into the machine that you were gonna take when it expires in 3 mintes before you can get there, forcing you to wait yet another hour. Damn that fairy. Then, some insane being is still doing their laundry at 1 in the morning when you walk down to get a dryer because you have a bag full of soaking wet clothes from 6 hours earlier that you kinda want to get dryed so you have some underwear tommorow. Now, you could go and hang your clothes outside, except for the fact that its like 2 degrees out and you underwear would freeze. So you just say screw it and walk back to your room and wear dirty clothes the next day. Now some people who think that they have special privlidges and think that their clothes still have to be separated into whites and darks (even if they only have two pairs of white socks) they will still proceed to take up an entire washer. YOU'RE IN FUCKINg COLLEGE SERIOUSLY WHO CARES IF YOUR SOCKS ARE PINK!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH GET A LIFE!!!! YOU CAN MIX STUFF REALLY!!!!!and if ur 30 cent socks turn pink I will personally buy you a new pair, ok??
Enjoy ladies. Welcome to dorm life, seniors. Hahahaha....*cackles*
This is the product of Dan's rantings. Edited by me, since Dan loves chatspeak. :)